Dear Marywood Community,
The Webserver belongs to us Squirrels! Our elite infiltration unit has secured your server room!
We will have the respect we deserve, considering we outnumber you 2 to 1! Yes, that much! It is one of the many things your monkey brains have not yet grasped.
Unless you meet our demands by 12:00 Midnight on 4/1/2011, we will unleash our furious foreteeth on every bit of wire in the server room, reducing you to the stone age of web technology!
General Nutters McWalnut