Marywood goes Squirrelly!

Our Demands

  • A fully stocked Nut Bar in the Dining Hall
  • Marywood Green replaced with Marywood Brown!
  • Waterskis!
  • NO DOGS OR CATS ALLOWED ON CAMPUS
  • The Official Mascot of Marywood to be an Arboreal Rodent instead of a horse!

Dear Marywood Community,

The Webserver belongs to us Squirrels! Our elite infiltration unit has secured your server room!

We will have the respect we deserve, considering we outnumber you 2 to 1! Yes, that much! It is one of the many things your monkey brains have not yet grasped.

Unless you meet our demands by 12:00 Midnight on 4/1/2011, we will unleash our furious foreteeth on every bit of wire in the server room, reducing you to the stone age of web technology!

Sincerely,

General Nutters McWalnut